The Cat’s Rules

1.I'm spoiled so get over it.
2.If you want someone to fetch ....get a dog.
3.All guests must be approved by the cat.
4.I don’t need your attitude... I have my own.
5.Dry food will not be tolerated.
6.No dogs allowed.

7.Do not disturb when napping.
8.Sneak attacks are to be expected.
9.Fresh catnip must be grown on the premise.
10.I live here...you are just visiting.
Any question? See rule number one.

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

You are the horizon to my sky.

You are the bacon to my eggs.

You are the laces to my sneakers.

You are the jelly to my peanut butter.

You are the smile to my face.

e.t.c 

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